If i were in charge of the world...

If i were in charge of the world
I'd cancel unnecessary sequels,
waiting in airports,
the feeling of being unbearably full, and also
being cold

If i were in charge of the world
there'd be Sunday morning cartoon marathons everyday,
bigger smiles, and
and unlimited Chinese food.

If i were in charge of the world
you wouldn't have road rage.
you wouldn't have liars.
you wouldn't have crocs.
or over produced modern pop music.

If i were in charge of the world
sour patch watermelons mixed with the sour patch mixed berry
would be a vegetable.
Naps would be longer.
And a person who constantly fidgets and jiggles their knee
would still be allowed to be
in charge of the world.